Devious Information

Hello, just a blogger from no where. Random is my life and so are my friends. I tend to speak my mind, even if it gets me in trouble.

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That’s happened a few times, so anyway.

I like feedback, even of the ‘somewhat negative’ kind. I love online comics, such as Ctrl+Alt+Delete (CAD) and 8-Bit Theatre. I love Ajax (AJ), the Bluetick Beagle coon hound we acquired back in march. He’s lovable and awesome. I stay by my friends and defend them if necessary, taking their side unless they’ve done a completely dumb act.

I speak 95% truth and 5% bullshit, so don’t take me seriously if I say something mean, unless I tell you that it was meant to be that way.

I don’t get riled at the smallest words and don’t let most things bother me, except bats. I hate bats. I just recently had one get in my room and I freaked. They are RATS WITH WINGS! I haaate them. Unless you fear bats too, you will have no idea what I’m talking about. Anyway…

People who yell and shout at me get deterred because I just let it go and say nice things to them. Works every time too. Here are some random things from my different websites.

I was born under the sign Sagittarius and in the Year of the Rabbit. My ‘element’ is Fire, my ruling planet is Jupiter, and my apparent lucky number is 9. I’m not into the whole horoscope thing, but it’s fun to look at every now and again.

I love making friends; the more the merrier. I think the one that lives the farthest away from my is Alister in Australia lol. He’s awesome, too. I think my longest running friends, that I still talk to, are LeeAnn, Katie, and Missy.
Speaking of friends, there are a lot of inside jokes that have been made and repeated many times over the phone, in person, and randomly throughout Wal-Mart:
‘Monkey God’
‘Lightbulb’
‘Hehe… Spider-Man’ (this ones recent lol)
‘Hehe… joystick’
‘I see a button!’
And about a million more I can’t remember at this time lol

I love taking pictures! Sometimes, I have to take about 30 before I find a picture that turns out right or that I really like. There are a million photos laying about the house that have been stuffed into boxes.

Kids have been ranked a little higher on my list recently because I’ve been around too many of them lately… haha. Though, the ranking on having any of my own is still pretty dang low.
I’m in a happy relationship! So all of you people that have been hitting on me since high school and beyond, back off because I’m happily taken *hisshiss*

The whole ‘you’ve made me mad so I’m not talking to you’ emotion is still in progress for a few people, but they probably haven’t noticed yet. But for those who don’t know, if you make me mad, I won’t talk to you until I stop being mad or you realize your mistake and apologize.

Ajax is still around. He’s the Bluetick/Beagle dog that appeared March of ’08. He weighs a hefty 30LBS… and he still thinks he’s a lap dog lol. He’s in my albums if you want to take a gander at him.

I’ve been called quirky, fun, smart, silly, Momo, Fufu, Giggles, Evil-Step child, baby, and Mo. Please don’t ask about the ‘Evil Step-child’ nickname; it’s an old joke between an old friend of mine and his mom… it’s really outdated. But I’m the girl who laughs about most things and hides when she’s embarrassed; the one who has a secret talent and keeps it from the world. I’ve also been described as the one who uses sarcasm too much… hehe…

I love the outdoors; I’m always outside during the summer counting stars and finding airplanes. I like sunsets better than sunrises; darkness always means fun lol. Snakes and slimy things don’t really bother me.

I’m a computer game nerd at heart, even though you might not guess it. StarCraft is my all time favorite game, besides Fable. In Fable, you get to kill innocent children; it’s awesome. Too bad you couldn’t eat them…. with butter… hhehehheh.

And for my closing statement:
Fool me once
Shame on you
Fool me twice
Shame on me
Try it again
I’ll kick your ass
Trash your car
Spam your e-mail
Post your phone number on MySpace
Write your unauthorized biography
Train your dog to poop when the phone rings
And sign you up for every call list in the country

Oh yeah. I rule Hell when I die! Ahahhah! Mine!

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